Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I wish i was in the wii world.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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