Having a random hookup so left but love u
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
