He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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