I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
My balls are so social today.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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