Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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