We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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