An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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