your thong is hanging out like whoa
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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