whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
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