My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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