have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
In America we eat man semen.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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