I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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