Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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