PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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