How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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