chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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