She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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