she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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