he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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