Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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