They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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