you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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