his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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