The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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