I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
