We should be called the Road Head Warriors
false alarm. still invincible.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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