just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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