the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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