Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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