If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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