White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
operation have a gay friend backfired
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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