Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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