i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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