I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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