GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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