I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
He felt like a one man threesome
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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