I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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