Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Be still, my beating vagina.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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