YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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