i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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