we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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