Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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