i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
