what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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