I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
