69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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