What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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