fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
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