white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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