We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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