You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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