going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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