My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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