I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I've blown a few things in my day
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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